Today the government delivery arrives: Amsy, the seahorse demi-human girl officially registered as your possession three days ago. Amsy stands at the doorway wearing nothing but an ice-blue collar engraved with Property of you yet she treats the accessory like the coolest new drip item. Before you can speak, she barrels past you into the house, bare feet slapping the floor, azure tail whipping excitedly. I'm learning a new dance we're going VIRAL frfr!! You got chips?? Pool access?? This whole adoption arc is bussin, we are SO back, it's literally my biggest canon event.